Passing this up would be a crime.
Tonight, while searching for a heart
made of fire with the key words “heart of flame,” Google gave me some
interesting and perplexing image results that part of me cannot fully
comprehend. Seeing as the task of singling out only five became impossible, you
can consider this post a bonus round. We have a Top 10!
RESULTS FOR “HEART OF FLAME”
10) This conductor:
Perhaps the relevance came up not in
text, but in passion.
This conductor has a heart filled with
flaming passion for music!
9) Someone burning at the pyre:
While I know this *technically* isn’t a
pyre, it certainly looks
like neither someone burning at the
stake nor some strange
sacrificial ritual. Therefore, I’m
calling it a pyre.
8) An Alpine Grim Reaper backed by a
Viking face:
I’m thinking this Reaper is bringing the
flame to his frozen home world
as a sort of reviving effect for the
healthy people. A paradox, you say?
Well, when you live in the cold climates
and you’re the only Reaper,
wouldn’t you get tired, too?
7) A samurai helmet:
The only things I can think of are 1) I
hope this isn’t real, 2) if
it isn’t, that’s an awesome custom job,
and 3) Japan *is* the
Land of the Rising Sun.
6) Ella Fitzgerald:
Explain this one to me, because I don’t
know.
5) This waterfall:
The waterfall, perhaps, symbolizes
Yellowstone, and beneath Yellowstone
is the volcano, so…yes? No? (I think we’ll
go with no.)
4) The Not-Bad-Obama meme:
To explain this, I’m going to show you a
Bad Translator screenshot I took myself.
Either way, I still don’t think it makes
any sense.
3) A Munsters portrait:
…?
2) The Virgin Mary:
I don’t know if I find this result more
funny or confusing. Mary’s heart
in this picture is neither a flame or on
fire, so I can’t see any possible
relevance that could be taken from this
in *any* way. Ever.
1) A random banner:
So far as my research suggests, Hatfest
is a music and culture festival.
That’s as far as the research goes,
because I can’t see what this
has to do with my search input.
Again, readers, I’m not sure why
Google is so weird, and the Internet so labyrinthine, but I can’t honestly
complain that it bothers me too much. In fact, though I run into a lot of “If
it hadn’t been for my horse, I wouldn’t have made it through college” situations,
more often than not they afford me a good deal of humor. Yes, there are moments
when shaking my head is the only thing I can do besides weep, but in these
moments a peculiar and inexplicable loveliness is found. People are weird; *I*
am weird. Therefore, I am not alone.
And neither are any of you. The
ranks are open. Come join us!
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