Answer me honestly: Who doesn’t like
a good action-suspense movie fueled with nothing but testosterone? (And
well-written testosterone at that!) Jason Statham had barely blipped on my
celebrity radar until I saw Safe.
Luke Wright, the bad a** |
Not to give too much of the story away,
Luke Wright (Jason Statham) screws up a match he was supposed to lose and his
boss ends up losing a looooot of money on that match, as well as the people who
hired him to set the match up: the Russian mob. Needless to say, the Russians
get mighty mad and go after Wright. Wright ends up homeless.
Meanwhile, in China, a super-genius
eleven-year-old named Mei is kidnapped into doing the Triads’ dirty work in New
York City. They have her memorize a sequence of numbers, but in transit to get
the second sequence, the Russians spirit her away to try and get the numbers
out of her. She escapes them and ends up with Wright. And everything—the story,
the action, the corruption, the gun fighting—escalates from there in one whirl
of testosterone.
Now, when I think about “T-Films,”
as we’ll call them, I think of the 80s movie Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Explosions, muscles, car
chases, helicopters, guys gettin’ their skulls severed in half with saw blades.
The works. However, the dialogue, the writing, and the overall plot structure
suffers because of all the testosterone infused into the film. Safe does not suffer from this plague.
Multiple stories intertwine you into
the world of underground NYC corruption, and you’re fascinated and outraged at
once. You root for Wright, pray that Mei doesn’t fall into the wrongs hands or
say something that could get her shot, and wonder what’s gonna happen each time
the scenes transition. Things are revealed slowly, making the pacing of the
story wonderfully juicy, and the watcher doesn’t feel inundated with useless
facts about the characters. Everything is meaningful; everything has substance.
It couldn’t have been written any better.
Mei, the Genius |
The characters are real, and the
plot could happen right under our noses. And
you’re served a butt-load of action and butt-whooping, along with a nice dash
of thriller to cleanse the palette. Safe
was played anything but, and the results were savory, to say the least. Five
kernels out of five.
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